Mee steow tick....
Mee stwo tick cuz mee Mawmaw nawt tayk me tu huntin kamp. Dee dez dat der wuz uh baow at huntin kamp. Mee doh mad at huh foh nawt taykin mee cuz mee wantud tu dee Bob duh baow and Dilly cuz if Bob duh baow iz der den Dilly iz kwoz bi. Butt... mee tick an tiowd ov Mawmaw weevun mee hom bi mee saof an nawt taykin mee tu huntin kamp! Me kwi an kwi cuz Mawmaw weev mee hom an mee didnt dit tu dee Bob an Dilly!
posted by Chuck fka: Meanie @ 10:45 AM
10 Comments:
Chuck!
CHUCK!
Dilly not be huntin camp!
Dilly not be!
Bob not be niver!
Not be!
Be home!
Mweah!
Chuck not miss nuthin!
Huntin camp?
Wat be huntin?
Dilly mummy not like huntin.
Say, not be lowd.
Dilly go huntin!!
FNARR!
Dilly go hunt BUGZ!
Fnarr!
Dilly go hunt joooossssy bugs,
go hunt crunchy bugs an hav crunchy snak!
MWEAH!
Bob not do hunt.
Bob be skweemish.
Bob liv on choklit peanuts.
Fnarrr!
Daddy eet snak sarftnoon an Dilly put hallapeeno peppers on!
Fnar!
Mayke daddy mowth go WWOOOSH!
FNNNAR!!
Hehe
Dilly play joke!
Now Chuck,
not cry!
Blo noze an be happy!
Go sliiiiiiiiiige down bannister!
Go bownce on Mawmaw bed wiv muddy toze!
Write messidge in fridge, in butter-
say,
"NOT FGET CHUCK GEN!"
an leev hairy scayle on butter.
HA!
Or toe nayle.
HA!
That wat, teech Mawmaw preeshyate wagon.
Teech Mawmaw, NOT LEEV WAGON HIND!
Bah!
Hav fun at home on own.
Not be matter.
Get awl Mawmaw shoogar owt cubberd,
mix wiv bit warter.
leev on windowsill,
open window.
TA-DARR!
Bug trap!
YUM!
¬"
Chuck, dat wuzn't Bob Baow. Dat wuv a big mean bao dat eats baby dwagons and dilly dwagons. Mawmaw told me her hid fwom duh big baow.
poor chuck! It was not bob the bear...it was pooh bear!
Your Mae Maw should give you a geography lesson or explain things better. So your illness was all in your head?
okay, chuck, now i'm confused, but dilly has lots of good advice!
Chuck, I think Dilly's right. Enjoy your time at home while Maw Maw's gone. Think about it: when do you ever get so much time unsupervised? Isn't there something that she doesn't allow that you've just been itching to do? Besides, when Maw Maw comes home and sees that you've done something so naughty, she'll never leave you home alone again. Just ask Mariah and Katie--they know all about that!
Chuck is just a cry baby. and yes mom...he is sick in the head!
Chuck not be cwy bayby!
Chuck be good wagon.
Not say Chuck be bad things!
Dilly hav pointy stik!
Chuck,
You were able to go with me to hunting camp this weekend so now it is time to change your blog!
Chuck, hav all thoze tishooes been ishooed by a properly trayned an designaytid tishoo-ishooer?
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