Happy Birthday, Laura!

Mee noz u wuv mee kuz u div mee kizzeez!
Heow iz yo pwezunt!

Happeee Buffday Lolly!

Luv,

Chuck

Uh puzzoh foh u...

U mite have tu fink uhbowt diz puzzow foh uh minnut...

Qwezhtun: Wut iz uh skaow dat may hav 3 dides cawed?
(Question: What is a square that may have 3 sides called?

Duh wun wiff duh cowwect anzow fuzt winz uh pwiz!

Wuv,
Chuck

Fwum Punkin tu Jack oh whantun!

Fuzt u hav tu getz aw yo tuff wedee doh u dont fohdit nuffin an u dont wazt tyme.

Way owt dum paypoh doe u dont mayk uh mezz. Ooooh funneeez...weed dem fuzt.

Dwah duh faz doh u no wut itz goin tu wook yike!

Kut off top an dig owt duh deedz!

Dumdimz u hav tu getz uh witto mezzy wen diggun owt duh deeds!

Mama ded tu uz uh smahuh nif butt me yike tu uze duh big wun.


OOOOOOOPS!

Uh oh....

Exzept yo miztaykz an moov on!

Wite duh kandow an mayk uh witch!

Putt duh top bayk on an injoy!

Happee Hahwohween!

Wuv,

Chuck

Punkinz

Mee ben bizzee waytwee an me sweep uhwot doh mee nawt ben bwogun. Mee mizz evwee wun speshohwee Dilly an Ant Eweee do mee weow twi tu wite on me bwog mow.

Wuv,

Chuck

PSSSS>>> Ant Tonie bwot me uh punkin fwom Iowa!

Diz iz wut mee tawkin uhbowt!

Heee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Suzpeshuz Picktowz...

NAWTEE NAWTEE... Givz it uh bwake!

Gaywee an Meee!

Gaywee yikez tu pweetend dat he dont yike mee butt mee nowz he duz cuz whatz nawt tu yike?

Hehehehehe!

Hav a dood dood day!

Wuv,

Chuck