Fwum Punkin tu Jack oh whantun!

Fuzt u hav tu getz aw yo tuff wedee doh u dont fohdit nuffin an u dont wazt tyme.

Way owt dum paypoh doe u dont mayk uh mezz. Ooooh funneeez...weed dem fuzt.

Dwah duh faz doh u no wut itz goin tu wook yike!

Kut off top an dig owt duh deedz!

Dumdimz u hav tu getz uh witto mezzy wen diggun owt duh deeds!

Mama ded tu uz uh smahuh nif butt me yike tu uze duh big wun.


OOOOOOOPS!

Uh oh....

Exzept yo miztaykz an moov on!

Wite duh kandow an mayk uh witch!

Putt duh top bayk on an injoy!

Happee Hahwohween!

Wuv,

Chuck

Punkinz

Mee ben bizzee waytwee an me sweep uhwot doh mee nawt ben bwogun. Mee mizz evwee wun speshohwee Dilly an Ant Eweee do mee weow twi tu wite on me bwog mow.

Wuv,

Chuck

PSSSS>>> Ant Tonie bwot me uh punkin fwom Iowa!