Gaywee an Meee!

Gaywee yikez tu pweetend dat he dont yike mee butt mee nowz he duz cuz whatz nawt tu yike?

Hehehehehe!

Hav a dood dood day!

Wuv,

Chuck

Indide duh weefwiguhwatow...

Diz iz wut it wookz yike indide duh weefwiguhwatow!

Gaywee putt me in dayoh wen mee beein smawtee mouff wiff him. Next tym mee weow poo poo in hiz hat. hehehehe

Mee bak...

Mee ben doh zad dinz mee kum hom fwum deein Dilly an Bob. Mee swept foh awong tym butt den mee went wiff Mawmaw an Gaywee tu Afton tu dee Ant Townnee an Unkoh Way. Wee went foh a wide an Way dohd me me ovuh stuff.

Heow iz Unkoh Way dohin me stuff:

Uh owd kuntwee koolhowz!

Duh wittow howz on duh weft iz uh poo poo howz... hehehehe

Uh kow

Uh hawk fwiun ohvuh uh owd homsted, it needz uh hammow.

Me bak now!

Wuv,

Chuck