Mee ben tagd!
San tagd me doh heowz duh wooz an me nawt dohin tu tag nobuddee cuz evweewun iz ahweddee tagd!
1...Mee uhdoptud bi me Mawmaw.
2...Wen duh litz ah owt mee peow duh paypoz off duh kwayonz.
3...Mee whahtch mawmaw kizz Gaywee
4...Mee dont eet peezuh
5...Mee yike tu whahtch CSI
6...Mee ownwee poop wunz uh mumph!
Wuv,
Chuck